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A man goes to a bar with his buddy. The man say to his buddy, “I got only 3 likes for my facebook post about me climbing the highest mountain in North America on my birthday. And yet, this hot chick I’m looking at casually mentions that she is eating toast, and her post gets over 2,000 likes.” The man’s buddy says, “That’s because you’re a nobody.” “Great idea!”, says the man. “I just changed my facebook name to nobody. Now, when I see stupid posts, I can just click ‘like’, and it will say, ‘nobody likes this.’”