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A guy is sitting on a comfortable chair with his feet on the coffee table. He’s staring at the television set. His wife is in the kitchen getting something out of the refrigerator. The husband yells to the wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.” The wife brings him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, the husband again yells to his wife, “Get me another beer before it starts.” The wife brings him another beer. Five minutes later, the husband yells, “Quick, get me another beer...it’s going to start any minute.” The wife walks up to him and yells, “Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of the tv? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob and furthermore…” The husband says, “Oh, crap! It’s started.”