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A duck walks into a bar. “Got any grapes?”, says the duck to the bartender. “No”, replies the bartender. The duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks into the bar. “Got any grapes?”, says the duck to the same bartender. “No”, says the bartender. The duck leaves. On the third day, the same duck walks into the bar. “Got any grapes?”, asks the duck. The bartender says angrily, “No, and if you ask me one more time if I got any grapes, I’ll nail your feet to the ceiling.” The next day, the duck walks into the bar. “Got any nails?”, asks the duck to the bartender. The bartender, says “No.” The duck says, “Got any grapes?”