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A man goes to the doctor’s office. The doctor says, “The lab tests show that you’re doing fairly well for a 65-year old man.” The man says, “Fairly well! Do you think I’ll live to be 80?” The doctor says, “Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?” “No, I’m not doing drugs either”, says the man. “Do you eat ribeye steaks or barbecue ribs?” says the doctor. The man says, “No. I think all red meat is unhealthy.” The doctor says, “Do you spend a lot of time in the sun like golfing, sailing, hiking or bicycling?” “No, I don’t”, says the man. The doctor says, “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?” “No, I don’t do any of those things”, says the man. The doctor says, “Then why the hell do you want to live to be 80?”