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A little boy walks into an ice cream store. “Hi”, he says to the guy behind the counter. “I’d like some chocolate ice cream.” The guy says, “I’m sorry, but we’re all out of chocolate. Think about what you want instead, and I’ll be back.” A minute later, the guy returns. “Alright, son. What would you like?” The boy says, “I think I’ll have some chocolate ice cream.” The man looks at the kid like he’s weird. He says, “Look, kid. Can you spell the ‘straw’ in ‘strawberry’?” The boy says, “Sure. S-T-R-A-W.” The man say, “Can you spell the ‘van’ in ‘vanilla’?” The boy says, “Sure, V-A-N.” The man says, “Can you spell the ‘f#ck’ in ‘chocolate’?” The boy says, “There’s no ‘f#ck’ in chocolate.” The man says, “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you. There’s no f#ckin chocolate.”