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A mother is trying to figure out what her three sons want for breakfast. The oldest son speaks out. “Mom”, he says. “I’ll have some f#*king pancakes for breakfast”. The mom is shocked. She says, “I can’t believe what I’m hearing! Go to your room.” The middle child then says, “Well...I guess that leaves more f#*king pancakes for me.” “You too?”, says the mom. “Go to your room.” The youngest son is now alone at the breakfast table. “What do you want for breakfast?”, asked the Mom to the boy. “I don’t know”, says the boy, “but I definitely don’t want the f#*king pancakes.”