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Two guys are camping when a bear starts approaching their camp site. Before they start running, why guy stops to put on his running shoes. The other guy says, “Dude, the bear will be here any second! Why bother putting on your running shoes? Everyone knows a person can’t run faster than a bear”. “I don’t need to run faster than the bear”, says the guy as he changes into his best sneakers. “I only have to run faster than you.”