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After a long day, a husband and wife get into bed. The husband closes his eyes and says in a weary voice, “Damn, work sucked today! I’m completely exhausted! Good night, honey.” The wife stares up at the ceiling. A minute later, the wife rolls toward her husband and places her arm on his chest. She says, “What would you do if I told you that you had a beautiful, sexy woman lying next to you?” The husband says, “Don’t worry, honey. I’d stay faithful.”