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Two hunters are having a dispute. The first hunter says, “You shot that duck on my land. It belong to me.” “I don’t think so”, says the second hunter. “Well then”, says the first hunter, “we’ll settle this country style.” “What’s country style?”, says the second hunter. The first hunter says, “When two fellas have a dispute, one fella kicks the other one in the balls as hard as he can. Then that fella, why, he kicks the first one as hard as he can, and so forth. Last man standing wins the dispute.” “OK”, if that’s how you do it out here”, says the second hunter. The first hunter then kicks the second hunter in the balls as hard as he can. The second hunter drops to the ground with tears in his eyes. After a couple moments, the second hunter stands on his feet. “OK”, says the second hunter, “n-now it’s...it’s m-my turn.” The first hunter says, “Forget it. You win! Keep the duck.”