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A farmer shows his friend his new pig. He tells his friend that the pig is the smartest pig he has ever owned. The friend says, “So you’re telling me that your pig fetches the newspaper, does clever tricks, and obeys your every command. That’s an incredible pig you got there! But I have to ask...how come he only has three legs?” The farmers says, “Well, if you had a pig that was this smart, would you eat him all at once?”