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Two friends are camping in the middle of the wilderness. One of them has to take a leak so he looks for a suitable tree. After a few minutes, he returns to the campsite totally distressed. He says to his friend, “A rattlesnake bit me on the penis.” “Don’t worry”, says his friend. “I’ll call my doctor.” The friend takes out his cell phone and immediately dials his doctor. The doctor tells him, “It’s OK. All you have to do is suck the poison out.” By this time, his bitten friend is in a panic. “What did the doctor say? What did he say?”, says the distraught man. His buddy responds, “The doctor says you’re gonna die.”