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A husband and wife are looking into a long mirror together. The wife says, “Honey, I want surgery to enlarge my breasts.” The husband says, “You don’t need surgery to do that! I know how to do that without surgery.” “How?”, asks the wife. “Just rub toilet paper between them”, says the husband. “How does that make them bigger?”, says the wife. “I don’t know”, says the husband, “but it worked for your ass.”