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A teacher stands in front of the classroom. She says to her student, “Who can use the word, ‘beautiful’ twice in a sentence?” A little boy says, “My Dad bought my Mom a beautiful dress, and my Mom looked beautiful in it.” The teacher says, “Good job!” Next, a little girl says, “I saw a beautiful butterfly land on a beautiful flower.” The teacher says, “Good.” Finally, a little boy speaks. He says, “Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my Dad that she was pregnant, and my Dad said, ‘Beautiful, just f ing beautiful’.”