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Here are things you don’t want to hear from the next stall in a public restroom. (1) “Come on, Mr. Happy, don’t fall asleep on me.” (2) “Damn, this water is cold!” (3) “Hmm...I’ve never seen that color before.” (4) “Man, that sure looks like a maggot.” (5) “Humus, remind me of humus.” (6) “Do you want it?”, says a man. “Yes, give it to me now!”, says a woman. (7) “Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I going to do?” (8) “Peek-a-boo” as a hand and mirror appear below the divider. (9) “Whoa, easy boy!” as pee splatters on the floor.