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A man goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor says, “Say ah”. “Aahh”, says the man. “Well, for one thing”, says the doctor, “you’ve got to stop masturbating.” “If you say so”, says the man. “I’m serious”, says the doctor. “You need to stop.” “Why?”, says the doctor. The doctor says, “Because I’m trying to give you a physical”.