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A husband and wife are about to go out for the evening when the wife turns to the husband and says, “Honey, how do I look?” “To tell you truth”, says the Husband, “your butt is getting really big.” Later that evening while the couple are lying in bed, the husband says to the wife, “Honey, you wanna fool around?” The wife remains silent for several minutes. Finally, the husband asks, “What wrong?” The wife says, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?”