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A man walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer please”, he says to the bartender. The bartender says, “Sure. That will be one penny.” Amazed, the customer says, “A penny! Wow!” He points to a man at the nearest table. “How much for a steak dinner like that guy is having over there.” “Two pennies”, the bartender responds. “Two pennies! That’s unbelievable!”, the customer says. He’s more than impressed so he decides he wants to talk to the manager. He asks, “Where’s the guy who owns this place?” “Upstairs with my wife”, says the bartender. “Upstairs with your wife!”, say the customer. “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?” “The same thing I’m doing to his business down here”, says the man behind the bar.