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A teacher is giving the class a vocabulary lesson. The teacher says, “Who can use the word, ‘definitely’ in a sentence?” A little boy says, “The sky is definitely blue”. The teacher says, “Sorry, but the sky can also be gray or orange.” “Trees are definitely green”, says a little girl. “Sorry”, says the teacher, “but in Autumn, some trees are brown.” Another little boy stands up. He says to the teacher, “Does a fart have lumps?” “Of course, not!”, says the teacher. The little boy says, “OK, then I definitely shit my pants.”