go back
A husband and wife get pulled over by a policeman. The husband is driving. The officer walks up to the car and says to the husband, “Your back tail light is out”. The husband says, “I didn’t know. I’ll get it fixed tomorrow.” “I told you two days ago to get that fixed”, says the wife. Your license is also expired”, says the officer. The husband says, “I didn’t realize that”. “I told you last week that the state sent you a letter about that”, says the wife. The husband is now getting very upset about his wife’s interruptions. He says, “Honey, can you do me a favor? Keep your damn mouth shut!” The officer says to the wife, “Does your husband always talk to you like that?” “No”, says the wife, “only when he’s drunk.”