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A little girl is sitting on a chair while her mom braiding her hair. She says to her mom, “Mom, where do babies come from?” The mom says, “Well, dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night, they go inside their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” “Huh?”, the little girl says in a confused tone. The Mom says, “That means that the Daddy puts his penis in the Mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” “Oh...I see”, says the little girl, “but the other night, when I came into your room, you had Daddy’s penis in your mouth, what do you get when you do that?” The Mom says, “Jewelry, my dear, jewelry.”