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A man finds a lamp on the beach. He rubs it and a genie pops out. The genie says, “You get one wish.” The man says, “I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii. But I’m afraid to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build a bridge so I can drive there?” “That’s impossible”, says the genie. “How would the supports reach the bottom? Think of another wish.” The man says, “OK...then I wish that I could understand women.” The genie says, “Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?”