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A woman is getting an exam by her doctor. She says to her doctor, “I’m so ashamed, doctor. I guess I’ve let myself go.” The doctor says, “Don’t be ashamed. You don’t look that bad.” “Do you really think so, doctor?”, says the woman. “Of course”, says the doctor as he sticks out a tongue depressor. “Now open your mouth and say, ‘moo’.”