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Two guys are peeing in side by side urinals in the bathroom. The first guy says, “Damn, that burns!” The second guy says, “Glad I’m not you.” The first guy says, “Don’t tell me you never get this?” The second guy says, “That’s kind of personal.” The first guys says, “Why? Happens to me once a week.” The second guys says, “Wow! You get around.” The first guys says, “Not really. I just eat a lot of spicy food...gives me heartburn every time.”