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A young boy goes up to his dad and asks him a question. “Dad”, says the boy, “how did people come to exist?” The dad says, “Adam and Eve made babies. Then they became adults and made babies and so on.” The boy then decides to ask his Mom. “Mom”, says the boy, “how did people come about?” The mom says, “We were monkeys. Then we evolved to what we are now.” Somewhat irritated, the boy goes back to his dad. “Dad”, he says, “I just talked to Mom. You lied to me!” “No”, says the father, “your mom was talking about her side of the family.”