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A teacher decides to teach her students animal recognition by showing her students animal pictures. Holding the first picture, the teacher says, “See its long neck. What animal has a long neck.” A little boy asks, “Is it a giraffe?” “Yes. Good job!”, says the teacher. The teacher holds up another picture. “See the stripes?”, says the teacher. “What animal has stripes?” “It’s a zebra”, says a little girl. Holding the next picture, the teacher says, “See its antlers? What animal has horns like this?” The class is stumped so the teacher decides to give a clue. “Here’s another hint”, says the teacher. “It’s something your mom calls your father.” “I know”, says a little boy. “It’s a horny bastard.”