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Three old men are sitting on a park bench. The first old man says, “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at 7:00 a.m., and it takes me twenty minutes to pee.” The second old man says, “My problem is worse. I wake up at 8:00 a.m., and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I have a bowel movement.” The third old man says, “Not me. At 7:00 a.m., I pee like a horse, and at 8:00 a.m, I crap like a cow.” The second old man says, “So, what’s your problem?” The third old man says, “I don’t wake up until 9:00.”