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A man says to the bartender, “Bartender, I bet you $500 I can pee in that shot glass from here without spilling a drop.” The shot glass is at least six feet away. “Buddy, you got a deal”, says the bartender. The man whips out his dick, aims, and misses. In fact, he pees all over the bar. The bartender says, “Ha, Ha, Ha...pay up!” The man has a big smile on his face even though he lost the bet. The bartender says, “You just lost $500. Why are you smiling?” The man points to a guy in the corner of the room. “See that guy over there?”, the man says. “I just bet him $5,000 that I could pee on your bar and that you would be happy about it.”