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A man walks into a bank. He says to the teller, “I want to open a f#*king checking account.” The teller says, “Excuse me! What did you say?” The man says, “You heard me. I want to open a f#*king checking account right now.” The teller says, “Sir, we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank. I’m going to get the manager.” Moments later the bank manager arrives. “What seems to be the problem here?”, says the manager. “There’s no damn problem”, says the man. “I just won $100 million in the lottery, and I want to open a f#*king checking account in this damn bank.” The manager says, “I see...and this b#tch is giving you a hard time?”