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Two friends are sitting at a bar. One of them is wearing a huge earring. “I didn’t know you were into earrings”, says the man to his friend. The friend says, “Don’t make such a big deal...it’s only an earring”. “I know”, says the man. “It’s just so big and you’re a conservative guy. How long have you been wearing it?” The friend says, “Uh...ever since my wife found it in my truck.”