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Two guys are sitting in the front row of an NBA game. An empty seat is between them. The first guy asks the second guy, “Anyone sitting in that seat?” “No, the seat is empty”, says the second guy. The first guy says, “What? Who in their right mind would have a front row seat for the NBA finals and not use it?” The second guy says, “Well, the seat is mine, but my wife passed away. This is actually the first NBA finals that we have not been together.” The first guy says, “Sorry to hear that. Wasn’t there anyone else, a friend or a relative, that could’ve taken the seat?” The second guy says, “No, they’re all at the funeral.”