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While a man is shopping at the grocery store, a woman approaches him and says, “Hi there.” The man responds, “Do you know me?” The woman says, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” The man says, “Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?” “No”, the woman responds, “I’m your son’s teacher.”