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An old woman goes to the doctor. She says to the doctor, “Doctor, I have a gas problem, but it’s not that bad because my farts never stink and are always silent. In fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been in your office.” The doctor says, “I’ll give you some pills. Come back and see me next week.” The following week, the old woman returns to the doctor’s office. She says to the doctor, “The pills you gave me have made my farts worse. They are still silent but now they stink horribly.” The doctor says, “Good. Now that we’ve cleaned up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”