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A woman, sitting in the aisle seat of a commercial jet airliner, watches an extremely obese man walking down the aisle. As he gains eye contact with her, the woman suddenly realizes that the man will be sitting next to her. She has a look of horror on her face. The man, on the other hand, says to himself, “Cozy! Looks like I’m going to first base with her whether she likes it or not!” Meanwhile, the guy sitting in the row in front of the woman, lets loose a silent but deadly fart. He says to himself, “Wow! I just let loose a nasty one! Now that’s what I call an underwear bomb.”