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An old man is fishing in a boat in the middle of a pond when he noticed a frog sitting on a lily pad. The frog surprises the old man by speaking. The frog says, “Pick me up.” The old man says, “Are you talking to me?” “Yes”, says the frog. “Pick me up, kiss me, and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I’ll make sure all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your woman.” The old man picks up the frog and puts it in his shirt pocket. The frog says, “What? Are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said? I said, ‘kiss me, and I’ll be your beautiful bride.’” The old man says, “Nah, at my age I’d rather have a talking frog.”