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Two soldiers are sitting in a bar drinking beers. One of them just finished his first day of Army Airborne training and didn’t look too happy about it. His buddy asks, “How’d your first day in Airborne training go?” “Not too well”, the trainee responded. “What happened?”, his friend asked. “Well, we got over the jump zone, the green light came on, and we all hooked up to the jump line. We shuffled to the door, and when it was my turn, I just froze. I couldn’t jump”, said the soldier. “What happened then?”, said his buddy. “Well, the jump sergeant started yelling at me. He said, ‘Boy, if you don’t jump right now, I’m going to shove my fist up your butt.’.” “Did you jump”, his friend asked. “Well, a little at first”, said the soldier.