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Two newlyweds are getting ready to go to bed. As they are undressing, the husband turns to the wife and says, “Before we go to bed, I want you to do something for me.” “Sure”, says the wife. He takes off his pants and hands them to her. “Here, put these on.” “Really!?”, says the wife. After struggling for a few moments, the wife says, “They’re huge! I can’t wear your trousers.” The husband exclaims, “That’s right! And don’t you ever forget it. I’m the man who wears the pants in the family.” The wife then takes off her underwear and hands them to her husband. “Try these on”, she says. The husband can only bring up the panties halfway up his legs. “Hell”, he says, “I can’t get into your panties.” “That right”, says the wife. “And that’s the way it’s going to stay until your attitude changes.”