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Two guys are sitting at a bar. The first guy says, “Do you ever start to think about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don’t mean?” The second guy says, “Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane tickets, and this gal behind the counter had huge breasts, and instead of asking for two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two tickets to Tittsburgh.” The first guy says, “Yeah, well I was having breakfast with my wife last week, and instead of saying, ‘Honey, can you please pass me the sugar?’, I said, ‘You’ve ruined my life, you f ing B.’”