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The Director of Operations calls one of his managers into his office. He says to the manager, “We’re making some cutbacks...so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off.” The manager says, “Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don’t know whom to fire.” The manager leaves the office with a difficult layoff decision to contemplate. Later the same day, the manager calls Barbara into his office. He says to her, “Barbara, I’ve got a problem. You see...I’ve got to lay you or jack off, and I don’t know what to do.” Barbara says, “You’d better jack off...I’m on my period.”