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A husband and wife are lying in bed. The wife says to the husband, “If I died, would you get married?” The husband says, “Definitely not.” The wife says, “Why not? Don’t you like being married?” The husband says, “OK. I’d get remarried.” The wife says, “Would she live in our house?” The husband says, “Well, I can’t imagine selling the house. I guess she would.” “Would she sleep in our bed?”, says the wife. “Well, the bed is brand new and expensive...I guess she would.”, says the husband. “I see”, says the wife, “and I suppose you would let her wear my clothes?” The husband says, “I suppose if she wanted to.” The wife says, “And I suppose you would let her play with my golf clubs too?” “No, she’s right handed”, says the husband.