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A man walks into a bar somewhere in Alabama. A group of inhospitable rednecks gather around him. He says to the bartender, “I’ll have a glass of wine.” The bartender says, “A glass of wine! You aren’t from around these parts...are you boy?” “Nope”, says the stranger. “Where you from?”, says the bartender. The group of concerned rednecks seems highly interested. “Idaho”, says the man. “Idaho!”, says the bartender. “What do you do in Idaho?” “I’m a taxidermist”, says the stranger. “A taxidermist!”, says the bartender. “What’s a taxidermist do?” “I mount animals”, says the stranger. The bartender says to the group of rednecks, “Don’t worry boys...he’s one of us.”