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An old man goes to see a doctor at a field clinic in Africa. The doctor says, “I have some bad news for you and some really bad news.” “Give me the really bad news first”, says the old man. “You have the Ebola virus”, says the doctor. The old man says, “Oh no, that’s really bad! What is the bad news?” The doctor says, “The bad news is that you have Alzheimer’s disease.” “Alzheimers! Oh well”, says the old man, “it could be worse. At least I don’t have the ebola virus.”