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A man is eating a hamburger in a diner. When he bites into the hamburger, he notices a black hair protruding from the burger. “What the hell?”, he says to himself. He decides to call the waitress over. “Waitress”, he says, “There’s a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see the cook.” The waitress takes him into the kitchen where he observes the cook making burgers. The cook flattens the patties in a peculiar way. “Really”, says the man. “He makes the hamburger patties by flattening them with his armpit. That’s gross!” The waitress says, “You think that is disgusting! You should see him make donuts!”