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A bartender says to one of his customers, “Do you want another shot?” The customer spends time looking in his shirt pocket while the bartender patiently awaits his answer. After several moments, the customer says, “Sure...another whiskey please.” A few minutes later, the bartender notices that the customer has already downed his whiskey. The customer is looking in his shirt pocket again. He says to the bartender, “It looks like I’ll take another shot of whiskey.” At this point, the bartender says to the customer, “I’m curious...why do you look into your shirt pocket before ordering each shot?” The customer says, “I have a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts to look good, I go home.”