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A woman visits her husband who is just waking up from surgery. The doctor says, “Everything went well. Your husband should be waking up from the anesthesia any time now.” The woman says, “Thank you, doctor” as the doctor leaves the room. She then sits in the chair and patiently waits for her husband to awake. After fifteen minutes, the husband groggily says to his wife, “You’re beautiful.” A broad grin appears on the wife’s face. The husband then falls back to sleep. Ten minutes later, the husband again awakes and says, “You’re cute.” At this point, the wife, a little annoyed, asks, “What happened to beautiful?” The husband says, “The drugs are wearing off.”