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A woman goes to the doctor and complains to him about her sex life. “Doctor, my husband is losing interest in sex. I don’t know what to do”, says the concerned wife. The doctor says, “I think I have just the thing.” He holds out his hand and says, “Give him this pill, but I have to warn you...it’s still experimental. Just put it in his potatoes at dinner.” The woman leaves the doctor’s office. A week later, the woman returns to the same doctor and says, “Doctor, the pill worked great. I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn’t five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes on the floor, grabbed me, ripped my clothes off, and ravaged me there on the table.” The doctor says, “I’m sorry. We didn’t realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.” “No, that’s OK”, says the woman. “We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway.”